Definition of Guts & Balls

[cr500beast]

GUTS-Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,being met by your wife with a broom,and having the courage to ask:'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere? BALLS-Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume & beer,lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the ass & having the courage to say:'Your next,Chubby.'

[T-roy]

I heard the other day that there are 500,000 battered Women in this country.


.....and all this time I've been eating them plain

[asaucier12]

It was raining one Saturday, a man turns to his wife and says "C'mon, were going hunting." She said " I ain't going hunting its raining." He said "Your coming or I am gonna stick it in your butt." He went outside to get the dogs ready and came back in. His wife said "It's raining and I ain't going hunting and you ain't putting it in my but, but Ill give you a BJ." So she goes down on him and says "It taste like crap!!" He said "Yeah....The dogs didn't wanna go hunting either."

[sluggo69]

good one!